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ebarbjj
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Post subject: Quote Thread Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:42 pm |
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"There aint no masters, sirs, slaves, and we sure the hell dont bow here!"
-Pat "Hawk" Hardy (To a new student who bowed to him and called him sir before shaking his hand)
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ebarbjj
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:43 pm |
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"This is the most laid back place but its really not!"
-Tony Frye
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ebarbjj
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:45 pm |
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"What do you think about the move? Youre looking at me like its hoaky! Tell me if you think its hoaky!"
-Pat Hardy
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:46 pm |
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"I film me and Jasons privates!!!"
-John Johnson (Talking to Randall within the first hour of meeting him)
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ebarbjj
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:50 pm |
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"Chad Hopper to mat 2. Chad Hopper to mat 2."
-Tournament Director
"Grasshopper divsion...thats pretty light right?!?"
-Jody Wilson
Last edited by ebarbjj on Thu Sep 04, 2008 2:18 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:54 pm |
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Joined: Tue Jun 24, 2008 9:39 pm Posts: 1135
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"We are in the 2nd floor of the flowershop."
-Jason Ebarb (To a person calling about information)
"A FLOWERSHOP!!"
-Person calling
"Thats correct."
-Jason Ebarb
"Yall are Royce Gracie black belts?"
-Person Calling
"Thats correct."
-Jason Ebarb
This dialogue is played out ALOT!
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johnson
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:52 pm |
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ebarbjj wrote: "What do you think about the move? Youre looking at me like its hoaky! Tell me if you think its hoaky!"
-Pat Hardy
"We ain't fixin' to do that hoaky-ass guard pass."
-Pat Hardy expressing disapproval of a guard pass being explained to him
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johnson
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 6:41 pm |
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After watching the guy in Lake Charles get his arm broken:
Me: that guy didn't even look like he knew what was going on. do you think he even knew to tap?
Buddy: well he does now!
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Aug 26, 2008 8:34 pm |
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"All right do it again. This time Im gonna resist!"
-Marcus Runnels (Drilling a technique with his partner)
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 2:20 pm |
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"I havent had a taste of Leon in a long time"
-Nick Bell (About to roll with Leon)
"That doesnt sound right!"
-John Johnson
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ebarbjj
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2008 4:20 pm |
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"I train UFC!"
-Jay Gibbs
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ebarbjj
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Nov 12, 2008 2:19 pm |
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"Its been so long since I was in school when I graduated I was voted most likely to kill a mammoth!"
-Marcus Runnels (Discussing his age and when he was in school)
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ebarbjj
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Feb 15, 2009 12:22 am |
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"Do you not know what your feet are man?"
-Royce Gracie instructing to a star struck & frozen Taylor Montgomery

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Post subject: Posted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 2:59 am |
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Urijah Faber looks hot! In that jacket!!!
-John Johnson
(Watching WEC trying to comment that Faber's body temp would be hot with the jacket he was wearing but it couldnt come out right)
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ebarbjj
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Post subject: Posted: Tue May 12, 2009 7:10 pm |
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What is your gameplan?
"Im gonna grab the first person that grabs me!"
-Randall Ebarb
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